new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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