The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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