You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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