i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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