It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
