He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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