i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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