I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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