dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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