somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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