What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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