Where is the hickey?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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