No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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