where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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