we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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