Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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