The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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