I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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