chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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