i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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