Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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