idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
