i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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