he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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