Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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