if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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