it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I am available for nakedness
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