I accidentally had phone sex last night
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
