Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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