I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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