you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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