Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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