it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
