I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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