STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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