at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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