Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just had sex on a roof
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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