So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
