I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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