your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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