shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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