They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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