i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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