Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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