I just saw a hot homeless man
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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