Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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