I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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