hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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