I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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