party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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